There is a weird looking cat sitting in front of you with a torn scarf in the colors of the German flag sitting in front of you. His eyes are bright red.... a weird cat indeed...! The cat tilts his head and quietly begins to laugh, before... smirking, believe it or not. A very cattish smirk--
"Ask me anything, human!" He meows loudly, much to your surprise, batting at your shoes. "There is an awesome cat before you! A Prussian cat, in fact!"